How many of us have had what we think is a wonderfully original idea, and then discovered a short timeinc later that someone has “stolen” it (even though they couldn’t possibly)? That’s what happened to me (the victim) and David Sedaris (the thief, or so I came to regard him).

This essay is the light-hearted story of my brief, one-sided argument with the much-more-famous author.

Read “I H8 David Sedaris” in The Ink & Code here.